Dear VodkaVendettas,
I met a friend of a friend 2 years ago and since then we talk pretty often. Bro has been asking me on a date since then but every time I say no, he keeps on asking. He’s kind, smart and whatnot but he’s on the chubby side (very chubby). Don’t get me wrong, I’m not shallow but I totes am! I work my butt off at the gym to shed those vodka calories so I obv expect my next boo to look like Ryan. I lovee talking to chubby-bro but only as a friend. Should I just go on the date and grant his wish or be a nice girl and keep on saying no?
Much love,
Shallow Betch
Dear Shallow Betch,
I’ll be frank. Good relationships have good sex. And if you’re not attracted to this friend-boy, then he’s not going to get your juices flowing and mind-blowing, make-you-forget-Ryan-Gosling-even-exists (LOLJK) sex is going to turn into telling him you have a migraine for the 49th night in a row. And that is not your fault. You can’t help who you are and are not attracted to just like you can’t help that those Jimmy Choos you spent hundreds of dollars on fit better and look better than the less expensive, subpar knock-off version.
