Congratulations to Audrey Knox, Lindsey Sanders and Kathryn Greer! You three won our Ophelia Bird necklace giveaway! Please email us (contact@vodkavendettas.com) your mailing address within 24 hours so that we don’t give your necklace away to some other classy betch.
We’re baaaaackkkkk! Did you miss us last Friday? Of course you did, we give you free shit you greedy bitches!
This week we’re partnering with Ophelia Bird, a jewelry company ran by Nebraska-based mom Jessica Jahnke. Her pieces are so adorbs! For most of them, she uses vintage pieces and up-cycles them to something totally chic. Which we love, of course, because nothing says “I swear I have a heart,” like going green! Although I (#kj) love them all, my top two faves on her site right now are the tribal statement necklace and the lucky charm necklace. And of course, the giveaway necklace!
Jessica is going to send this pastel pink pendant necklace to three lucky winners!
Made from new old stock vintage chain and up-cycled, re-purposed materials, this necklace is so perfectly pink and shabby chic.
The large pastel pink faceted briolette pendant hangs from a gold ring and is suspended from an 18-inch gold-tone brass chain. It’s topped with a perfectly tarnished golden round and closes easily with a gold lobster clasp.
— opheliabird.etsy.com
Disclaimer: To show off this super cute necklace we had to take photos of ourselves. Unless you, too, are showing off a product please refrain from doing so. Love, #kj and #mc and all your Facebook friends.
(top left): #kj shows off the Ophelia Bird pendant while awkwardly grabbing the top of her boob. It’s fine. (top right): #mc takes a web cam photo of herself circa 2002. (bottom): Ophelia Bird jewelry comes on a charming card, but looks even more charming on!
How to enter:
1. Like Ophelia Bird on Facebook.
2. Find the link on VodkaVendetta’s Facebook page to #mc’s blog post, “He Just IS That Into You” and click “share.” Because every one of your FB gal pals needs to know just when that bro is a pro. It’s pinned to the top of our FB page so it’s not hard to find. Unless you’re drunk. And in that case, we might make an exception. (Note: we CAN see who shares this!)
3. Comment below with your name and email address.
The giveaway will run from today (Friday) until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. Winners will be announced Monday via Twitter, Facebook, our website, and email. So if you don’t see it within 24 hours you need to get a life and get on the internet. And we’ll select someone else. kthnxlylas!
Hey, psychos.
As per the usj ush ujgh usual (what the shit is the abbrev for that!?), we have been receiving a plethora of questions via our Formspring asking us to please please PLEASE reveal the secrets behind the male mind and unveil what his completely fucking confusing not-so-clear signals really mean.
Allow me to preface this by saying that the number ONE way to know a guy you are interested in IS into you is….wait for it…..dun dun dun…here we go, ladies….you will be DATING each other. Duh, you loser. Hello?
Because more than half of the communication we have with these bros occurs via text, I decided it would be relevant to include some example texts that I’m sure we’ve ALL received from one bro or another.
You’re welcome.
“If he’s not ready to DTR, you better not be DTF.”
Good: We should probably go out sometime, just let me know when’s good this week (7:16 p.m.)
Bad: Wanna come watch a movie at my place? (12:02 a.m.)
Ugly: hey amnber I think u sdhould probabley ride over (2:12 a.m.)
Good: Morning, girl (9:35 a.m.)
Bad: Where you at? (11:33 p.m.)
Ugly: we’ve got beer over here if ur interested (1:36 a.m.)
Good: I’d love to see you (8:01 p.m.)
Bad: Wouldn’t mind running into you sometime soon (10:59 p.m.)
Ugly: I really really really wanna hav sex w/ u (3:16 a.m.)
Good: You seriously crack me up, funny, smart and beautiful (9:23 p.m.)
Bad: Has anyone ever told you how sexy you are? (11:22 p.m.)
Ugly: youre really hot and id prob not throw u outta bed if u were hre (1:19 a.m.)
Good: Do you care if we hang out with John and Zach later? They love you (3:44 p.m.)
Bad:
Him: me and the guys are talking about you (9:18 p.m.)
You: really? (9:49 p.m.)
Him: yeah. My friends think you’re hot (9:55 p.m.)
Ugly: Conner just asked me when im gonna hit that (10:40 p.m.)
Good: You interested in doing something Friday? (11:11 a.m.)
Bad: What are you doing later? (4:13 p.m.)
Ugly: ru free 2night? (9:14 p.m.)
Learn to be more savvy, sluts!
#mc
Congratulations to Lindsay Sikes, Mary Ellen Cameron and Rayne Leonard for winning the Ruffles With Love giveaway! I’m about to email you ladies, please respond within 24 hours with your mailing address to receive the shirts!
It’s a common issue among those of us who are not into the whole T-shirt, Norts, tennis shoes everysingleday thing, that when we go to the gym we (ohmigosh) blend in. Sure, I use it as the only public place I can wear my ex’s fraternity shirts, and the only place I can check myself out in the mirror for extended periods of time without seeming conceited. But the gym needs to also be away to get some points across.
This week’s giveaway, gym shirts made by Ruffles With Love, will get across the point that you’re into looking good, but you’re also not a thrown away child either. Common broski-voiced sayings in girly colors accented by a bow on the back say “I may be disgusting and sweaty and listening to Olivia Newton John, but you can buy me a drink later.”
Ruffles With Love is giving away three of their shirts this week.
Here’s how to enter:
1. Like Ruffles With Love on Facebook.
2. Go to our Facebook page and find the link to #kj’s blog post for CTL, “The No BS Reasons You Should Get to the Gym.” Click “Share” and share with all of your Facebook friends! It should be right below the link about this giveaway! (Note: We CAN see who shares the link, so no cheating!)
3. Comment below with your name and email address.
The giveaway will last from now until 11:59 p.m., Sunday night. Monday morning we will pick the winners, and email you requesting your mailing address. You must reply within 24 hours to receive your shirt!
Thanksloveyoubye.
Yayyyy, Bridget Foley, Katie Hill, Eliza Hunt, Mabel Jane Hoevker and Jessica Daniels for winning the Liquid Courage flask giveaway! Please email us your mailing address to contact@vodkavendettas.com within the next 24 hours. Happy drinking!
You probably didn’t wake up this morning thinking that you were tired of plain, liquor store or gas station purchased flasks. But you are. You totally are. Which is why you need a flask from Liquid Courage, an online retailer that sells handmade flasks that are to die drink for. They even have personalized flasks! Nothing says, “don’t steal my alchy, bitch,” like your initials monogrammed to your flask. Am I right? amirite?
Liquid Courage is owned by husband-and-wife duo Tyler and Amy Fisk, who began selling their products on Etsy, and now have their own personal online store, liquidcourageflasks{dot}com. The flask designs are made on high quality 3.75 mill vinyl and are completely vodka whiskey rum water proof!
This week, Liquid Courage is giving away five flasks with some of your favorite @VodkaVendettas tweets printed on them!
